Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I have demons in me.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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