it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I think I am morally bankrupt
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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This beer is not sobering me up at all
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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