My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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