i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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