I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Randomize
