I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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