If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
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So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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