They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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