Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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