can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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