he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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