I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
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I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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