Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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