You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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