My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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