so that wasnt chicken after all
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
