oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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