Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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