So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
My penis needs a shock collar
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
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