fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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