Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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