North Korea, Best Korea!
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
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As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
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