The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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