She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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