Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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