I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
he's gonorrhea incarnate
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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