yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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