I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
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you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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