I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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