i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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