yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
that's an acceptable place to lick
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
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No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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