he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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