just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Just high enough for therapy.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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