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(913): View more from Kansas

No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.

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(630): View more from Illinois

my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?

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(248): View more from Michigan

Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.

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(513): View more from Ohio

New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom

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(614): View more from Ohio

I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday

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