No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
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I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I need to wash the frat house off of me
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday