So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.