so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
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I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets