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  if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous

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• (516): View more from New York

  In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Brilliant thought; pill pong.

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  What could go wrong?

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  It's still 8am.

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  Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  At the bar in my pajamas again

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  Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.

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