My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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