I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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