D3 body, D1 cock
id be glad to
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
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There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
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