Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
And the cops told us we were all naked.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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