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(407): View more from Florida

youre lurking in front of me

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

it's a girl!!

(614): View more from Ohio

That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week

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stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant

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(254): View more from Texas

Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced

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(480): View more from Arizona

I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.

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(804): View more from Virginia

He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?

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(253): View more from Washington

The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.

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(315): View more from New York

Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.

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(620): View more from Kansas

She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?

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