we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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