then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
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I feel like death gave me a hand job
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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