Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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