I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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