why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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