we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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