Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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