Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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