3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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