That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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