Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Randomize
