Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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