even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
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Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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