dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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