I love black thongs
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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