Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
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I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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