I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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