We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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