she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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